Jul
31
2009

Mean thought of the moment

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biden150I don’t know what exactly got up my butt recently, but I have to say it:

VP Biden makes VP Quayle look like a Mensa member/rocket scientist. Sometimes I wonder if our illustrious man-of-the-people VP can spell his own last name. I mean, it only has 5 letters, but he can’t count too well, or know which numbers are larger than other numbers, so I don’t know how well he does with letters. The alphabet can be a tricky thing.

I swear, if you ever actually listened to this guy… I mean, I’m not a fan of The Daily Show, but even Jon Stewart had a field day with Biden.  One night, he showed a montage of interview clips where Biden changed the official income number below which a family would see no tax hikes, and he changed the number each time!  It was pathetic.  sad, really.

I mean, Quayle may not have known how to spell potato, but my god, this boob couldn’t even give the same freaking number each time he was interviewed!  Spellings a lot tougher a task than memorizing and repeating a single number.  A parrot may not be able to spell a word he’s never heard before, but he sure as hell can repeat a single number correctly over and over again.

So, our vice president is officially dumber than a parrot.  Congratulations on your choice, America.

God forbid Obama is ever impeached or dies, because if this guy becomes president, we are even more screwed, if that’s even possible.

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