Here you go, fans, the five best SB battles.  Again, in no particular order, except for #1, which will be my favorite 5.  Flats-  New kid at school, chooses to beat SB up for no reason.  SB spends the entire episode trying to make friends with Flats, but to no avail.  Even Flats’ father is afraid of him, telling SB “Now he is going to kick MY butt!”  None of the adults, including Mrs. Puff [...]

Another excellent newer (but not new) SB episode.  Several laugh out loud moments, including:  1) when SB and Patrick are sitting in the car, reading all of the weapons on the dash, and they hit the self destruct  2) after the car self destructs, SB’s face is all messed up and Patrick’s face is gone 3) at the end, when they are tearing each others costumes off, SB tears off Squidward’s face 4) when Krabs starts [...]

Watching Rule of Dumb, where Patrick learns he is king.  Excellent episode, showing ho absolute power, even imaginary, can corrupt, even the dumbest of creatures.  He steals food and comic books and a baby’s pacifier and tries to have Squidward’s house to build his own ferris wheel.  He asks whether he should hang his TV over the swimming pool or Faberge eggs. And when he sees the monster that he has become in the mirror at the [...]

Last week, I did my 5 best SB vs Patrick episodes.  Today, I give you the top 5 SB vs Squidward episodes, as decided by me.  #5-2 are random, and like last time, #1 stands out as the best.  Enjoy.  Comments appreciated 5.  Snail Race-  Not direct competition or battle, but entertaining.  Snelly, Squidward’s purebred snail, forfeits her chance to win the snail race to comfort a broken-down Gary.  Both Squidward and SB’s snails lose to [...]

I will admit, I am kind of embarrassed.  I started this blog about two weeks ago, and I’ve have about 200 visitors, nothing spectacular, but surprising anyway. My original intention for this blog was to explore fatherhood, sports, politics and technology, with a little Spongebob thrown in on the side.  Imagine my surprise when i found that more than half of my hits were for my Spongebob columns  Well, if that is what people wants, [...]

I will admit, I missed Thursday and Friday’s new Spongebob episodes.  I checked my program guide for the next three days, but could not find any upcoming airings.  And I can’t say that I am disappointed.  Because what i have seen the first three days has been average to below average, and, like I said in my previous posts, not worth re-watching. Anyway, when i see them, i will comment.  Thurday’s episode look like it had [...]

Warning, spoilers below I’m not going to waste more than 2 minutes on this abomination.  One of the worst episodes of SB EVER!  And it made me sad, because I usually love Plankton episodes Quick rundown: It is Plankton and Karen’s anniversary.  plankton forgot Karen has Krabby Patty formula (she got it by cramming a patty through a slot on the side of her head to analyze it). Won’t give it Plankton until he gets [...]