Of course, on the surface, Spongebob appears to be a cartoon designed for the 6-12 year old crowd.  The colors, the funny aquatic creatures, the underwater squirrel, the quirky music.  But anyone who has watched SB knows that, in general, this cartoon is more appropriate for the under 5 crowd, who are too young to understand the crude humor, and the high school and college crowd, who have created many a drinking game around Spongebob.  [...]

Here you go, fans, the five best SB battles.  Again, in no particular order, except for #1, which will be my favorite 5.  Flats-  New kid at school, chooses to beat SB up for no reason.  SB spends the entire episode trying to make friends with Flats, but to no avail.  Even Flats’ father is afraid of him, telling SB “Now he is going to kick MY butt!”  None of the adults, including Mrs. Puff [...]

Last week, I did my 5 best SB vs Patrick episodes.  Today, I give you the top 5 SB vs Squidward episodes, as decided by me.  #5-2 are random, and like last time, #1 stands out as the best.  Enjoy.  Comments appreciated 5.  Snail Race-  Not direct competition or battle, but entertaining.  Snelly, Squidward’s purebred snail, forfeits her chance to win the snail race to comfort a broken-down Gary.  Both Squidward and SB’s snails lose to [...]