The Obama-Arafat Connection

Up until yesterday, Obama and Arafat only had one thing in common: their inhuman desires to see their respective countries (or in Arafat’s case, territory) go down in ungodly flames.  But now they share another distinction: winners of the Nobel peace Prize. At first I thought it was a joke.  And then I learned that Obama was chosen to win the award after only being in office for less than two weeks! ...

Three Americans Arrested at Iranian Border

Like in an earlier post about the two journalists arrested at the N. Korean border, I would like to prelude this by saying that I am not a bad person.  or heartless person.  I just can’t abide stupid people. As you well know already, three Americans were captured while hiking along the Kurdish/Iranian border.  The Iranians believe them to be CIA agents.  or at least, that is what to say.  If this is...

Minnesota, I hardly knew you. Thank god

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.” Congratulations, Minnesota.  You are officially the dumbest state.  I’ll be mailing your award to you soon.  You should be getting it in four to six weeks. When you guys elected Jesse “The Body” Ventura as governor, years ago, I gave you a pass.  After all, coming from New Jersey, home of Jim “I am a Gay American”...