There was a time, once upon a time, long, long ago, when my heart started beating a little faster upon hearing that new SB episodes were on their way.  Like 2 or 3 years ago.  Since then, alas, I am much less excited than I used to be.  because, as you all well know, the last several season’s of new episodes have been, in short, bad.  I won’t beat around the bush, here.  Not just [...]

I will admit, I am kind of embarrassed.  I started this blog about two weeks ago, and I’ve have about 200 visitors, nothing spectacular, but surprising anyway. My original intention for this blog was to explore fatherhood, sports, politics and technology, with a little Spongebob thrown in on the side.  Imagine my surprise when i found that more than half of my hits were for my Spongebob columns  Well, if that is what people wants, [...]

I will admit, I missed Thursday and Friday’s new Spongebob episodes.  I checked my program guide for the next three days, but could not find any upcoming airings.  And I can’t say that I am disappointed.  Because what i have seen the first three days has been average to below average, and, like I said in my previous posts, not worth re-watching. Anyway, when i see them, i will comment.  Thurday’s episode look like it had [...]

Warning, spoilers below I’m not going to waste more than 2 minutes on this abomination.  One of the worst episodes of SB EVER!  And it made me sad, because I usually love Plankton episodes Quick rundown: It is Plankton and Karen’s anniversary.  plankton forgot Karen has Krabby Patty formula (she got it by cramming a patty through a slot on the side of her head to analyze it). Won’t give it Plankton until he gets [...]

Quick review:  Warning, spoilers below Pretty blah episode.  Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward are all trapped within SB’s house a hurricane comes roaring through Bikini Bottom.  The interaction between SB and Patrick is, as always, entertaining as they talk around in circles.  A couple of cute lines, nothing stellar.  Enter Squidward, and the story begins as SB and Patrick’s antics slowly drive him crazy.  The funniest part of this scene is when Squidward tries to explain how [...]

Warning: Spoilers below I’ll get right to it: Shell shocked is another disturbing, quite frankly boring, new Spongebob episode that I can not see myself watching a second time.  Gary’s shell breaks, revealing his disgusting innards, and Spongebob attempts to find common household items to replace the shell.  When he fails, he and Gary go to the shell emporium, where hilarity ensues but without any sort of satisfactory conclusion.  But Spongebob does, quite disgustingly, remove [...]

  I admit it I love Spongebob.  I have a Spongebob Clock hanging from the wall in my operatory.   If there is a kid in my chair, or the patient doesn’t care, I try to find Spongebob on Nick. As we all know, Spongebob is a totally inappropriate cartoon for children ages 6-11.  It’s fine for younger kids, because they don’t understand, and it’s good for adults because… well… the show is really made for [...]