Of course, on the surface, Spongebob appears to be a cartoon designed for the 6-12 year old crowd.  The colors, the funny aquatic creatures, the underwater squirrel, the quirky music.  But anyone who has watched SB knows that, in general, this cartoon is more appropriate for the under 5 crowd, who are too young to understand the crude humor, and the high school and college crowd, who have created many a drinking game around Spongebob.  [...]

It’s been a while since I did a Spongebob post, and I was feeling in the mood tonight.  So here it is, the top 5 disgusting Spongebob episodes, in no particualr order, except for #1, which is the most disgusting. 5.  Pets or Pests- Spongebob and Patrick discover a worm while playing.  Worm gives birth, chased off by Gary, leaving SB with a half a dozen baby worms.  They basically spend the entire episode squirting [...]

Any fan of Family Guy knows that the past few seasons have been hit or miss, more miss than hit, unfortunately.  American Dad is actually a more consistently funny show these days. There were several good episodes, many so-so episodes, but only 2 really stand out episodes, those being Road to Germany and the Not All Dogs Go To Heaven.  Stew-roids was fair, as was the episode where Peter becomes gay.  But Germany and Heaven were [...]

Here you go, fans, the five best SB battles.  Again, in no particular order, except for #1, which will be my favorite 5.  Flats-  New kid at school, chooses to beat SB up for no reason.  SB spends the entire episode trying to make friends with Flats, but to no avail.  Even Flats’ father is afraid of him, telling SB “Now he is going to kick MY butt!”  None of the adults, including Mrs. Puff [...]

Another excellent newer (but not new) SB episode.  Several laugh out loud moments, including:  1) when SB and Patrick are sitting in the car, reading all of the weapons on the dash, and they hit the self destruct  2) after the car self destructs, SB’s face is all messed up and Patrick’s face is gone 3) at the end, when they are tearing each others costumes off, SB tears off Squidward’s face 4) when Krabs starts [...]

Watching Rule of Dumb, where Patrick learns he is king.  Excellent episode, showing ho absolute power, even imaginary, can corrupt, even the dumbest of creatures.  He steals food and comic books and a baby’s pacifier and tries to have Squidward’s house to build his own ferris wheel.  He asks whether he should hang his TV over the swimming pool or Faberge eggs. And when he sees the monster that he has become in the mirror at the [...]

Last week, I did my 5 best SB vs Patrick episodes.  Today, I give you the top 5 SB vs Squidward episodes, as decided by me.  #5-2 are random, and like last time, #1 stands out as the best.  Enjoy.  Comments appreciated 5.  Snail Race-  Not direct competition or battle, but entertaining.  Snelly, Squidward’s purebred snail, forfeits her chance to win the snail race to comfort a broken-down Gary.  Both Squidward and SB’s snails lose to [...]