New Spongebob Episode, Wednesday- Single Cell Anniversary

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Warning, spoilers below

I’m not going to waste more than 2 minutes on this abomination.  One of the worst episodes of SB EVER!  And it made me sad, because I usually love Plankton episodes

Quick rundown:

1. It is Plankton and Karen’s anniversary.  plankton forgot
2. Karen has Krabby Patty formula (she got it by cramming a patty through a slot on the side of her head to analyze it).
3. Won’t give it Plankton until he gets her gift
4. Spongebob teaches Plankton to sing so he can sing for Karen
5. Plankton sings to Karen, she begins to display secret ingredient on her screen
6. Tears of happiness short out computer
7. computer reboots, it is Karen’s mother who shows up on screen, berating Plankton

That’s it.  Will not watch again.  praying that last 2 episodes are better.  Much better, actually, because I am losing faith.  2 poor episodes and a mediocre one so far.  I need substance, dammit!  I need the Krusty Krab to be featured.  I need the Flying Dutchman.  I need more Spongebob/Patrick battles, like the Battle of Bikini Bottom episode and the sandcastle battle episode.  Give me King Neptune.  Give me Mrs. Puff. 

Give me something to laugh at, people

That is it until tomorrow.  Hopefully my patient at 5:00 on Thursday will be a chid, allowing me to watch SB and post my thoughts ASAP.

Peace, dogs

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