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Gaddafi, Gadhafi, Qadafy, lets call the whole thing off!

Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 in Featured, Random Thoughts, Thoughts | 1 comment

It’s not very often that a sane human being can say that he has something in common with a lunatic. But here I am, admitting that Gaddafi and I share one opinion: That the UN is a useless organization.

Man, is there another human being alive that looks like a living, breathing caricature. If you caught a glimpse of him on TV, he looks like a cartoon character.

But I digress. His speech was amazing. 96 minutes of gibberish. He moved from topic to topic quicker than drunk sorority girl makes her way between the frat boys. Some of the tastier tidbits:

Demanded 7.7 trillion, yes trillion, dollars in reparations for Africa from the countries that colonized it. Colonize? I mean, brought some sense of modernity to the backwater continent. Not everything the white man brought to Africa was good, but I imagine organizing some semblance of civilization to an area dominated by tribal warfare was probably a good thing

Regarded Obama as a “son” of Africa. Its always nice when psychopaths find something in common with your leader, isn’t it? Go on Barak, give your grandpappy a hug, why don’t ya’.

Blamed the UN from preventing 65% of the wars since its inception. Come on, like the collective intelligence of the UN governing body could find its way out of a paper bag. The UN has proved itself good at one thing: embezzling donated money.

Was introduced as the “King of Kings”. No, this man doesn’t have an ego problem, does he? His speech should have come with a disclaimer: Listen with caution, megalomaniac at work.

Called the Security Council the Terror Council. Now that’s unfair. The Security Council doesn’t have the attention span to actually cause any terrorism. They get bored halfway through drawing up their terrorism plan.

He even, somehow, managed to stumble upon the Kennedy Assassination at some point. You know how relevant that is int he year 2009

And to think that the CIA once considered him to be borderline crazy. Yes, just borderline. I guess the CIA agents back then weren’t the best, because its quite obvious that this guy is nuts. Bonkers. Crazy. Loco. provide your own adjective here.

This guy should eallydo the stand-up comedian circuit. After all, he’s funnier than Dane Cook,a nd look how successful that hack is.

I’m goign to write a book: Everything I know I learned from Muammar Gaddafi. Should be a best seller.