I’m supposed to pee where?

Hilarious potty training stories.

Nathan is just 2 years old, and my wife has decided to start potty training him.  She must have taught him the word penis, because I sure as heck didn’t.

My wife told me to show him how to pee while sitting down.  I prefer not to.  I think he’s smart enough to watch me pee standing up.  Anyway, before bath time, he’ll sit on his potty and watch me pee.  And laugh at me.  And I’ll tell him to watch daddy pee, and that he should pee, but he hasn’t, not yet.  But he laughs.

Anyway, several weeks ago, Nathan is playing in the bath, and I have to pee.  So I stand up and starting peeing in the toilet.  And I turn to Nathan to Nathan and say “Daddy goes pee pee int he toilet.”

And Nathan proceed to stand.  he looks at me and smiles and says: “Ney Ney (how he says Nathan) go pee pee in bathtub.”  And then he proceeds to pee in the tub.  So I can’t figure out why he won’t pee in his potty considering he has some control.

As for the second story, and back to the fact that my wife must have taught him what his penis was… one of Nathan’s favorite game is to ask me a question that he wants me to ask him, so he can answer it.  Such as, what color is the car or what shape is a block or how many cups there are.  What can I say.  He likes showing off.

Anyway, last week he’s sitting on the potty, and all of a sudden he looks down at his penis and asks “What color is penis?”  So I ask him what color his penis is, and he smiles and yells “Pink!”  Later that night, after I put his diaper on, he points to his diaper and asks “What color is penis in here?”  And I ask, and once again, he yells “Pink!”

Sometimes it’s pink, sometimes its purple, and yes, soemtimes,a ccording to him, it is green

Hilarious, I tell you.

More to come as the potty training continues.  I hope he gets it soon.  With another baby here, I would like to only have to pay for diapers for 1.

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